From that math joke site posted earlier...
A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the
University on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new
bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends asked.
"It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman
girl I've been tutoring. Yesterday she called me and told that
she had passed her math final and wanted to drop by to thank me
in person. She arrived at my place on her bicycle. When I had let
her in, she took all her clothes off, smiled at me, and said:
`You can get from me whatever you desire!'" One of his friends
remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the
bicycle." "Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly
you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't
have fit you anyway!"
Tristaan
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Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
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Ogre-Monk, AIM TristaanOgre
"So good-bye for now and I'll see you again
Some way, some how
When it's my time to go to the other side
I'll hold you again and melt at your smile
Now I have all the ones that I am with
You taught me not to take for granted
The time that we have to show that we care
Speak into their lives and their hearts while they're here
And say I LOVE YOU!!"
~Disciple "Things Left Unsaid"
Theologian in training http://ballymennoniteblogger.blogspot.com/
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