Our friend Pelan wants to have his bits snipped so he can become a complete
woman. Unfortunately the surgery and hormone therapy cost much more than
what his wife earns as a cafeteria worker at a public school. Pelan has
tried his hand at honest labor but finds that work has a detrimental
effect
on his girlish figure and disarming beauty.
So please give generously to the Pelan *** Change Fund at the Bank of
Rugburn, 899 Pootie Street, Phoenix, AZ. He plans to change his name to
Juanita Pelan when the surgery is completed.
