"Evelyn C. Leeper" wrote:
> Sea Wasp wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> >> I saw "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (based on the book by
C.S.
> >> Lewis) on Sunday. Spoilers below:
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> >> In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go
through a
> >> wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It has been winter in Narnia
for
> >> 100
> >> years, thanks to a spell cast by the cruel White Witch.
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> >> How have the life forms of Narnia survived?
> >
> >
> > Why isn't Sleeping Beauty withered away and either dead, or in
need
> > of months of physical therapy to sit up when the Prince finally shows?
> >
> > This is a fairy tale, basically. Those kind of questions are not
> > going to be answered, any more than "How do beavers, who lack the
> > appropriate voiceboxes and musculature and mouth structure, speak
> > perfect English?".
>
> 1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
> beavers who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats
> that the children wear."
>
> 2) Does all this really need spoiler space?
Mr. Beaver didn't seemed fazed by Peter's threat to turn him into a hat!
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