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In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go through a
wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It is ruled by the cruel White
Witch, whose spell has kept it in winter mode for 100 years. The kids,
along with the noble lion Aslan, must free Narnia from the White Witch.
Lucy goes through first and meets a faun named Tumnus. He is ****d on
the top half of his body. How can he stand the winter cold?
Great moments: Peter shoving his hand at Mr. Beaver, and Mr. Beaver
saying that he didn't want to smell it.
Fish and wood chips at the Beaver house.
Edmund entering the courtyard of the White Witch and drawing gl***** and
a mustache on a stone lion.
Peter et al being chased by Santa Claus.
Peter et al trying to cross a melting river and being confronted by
wolves, whereupon Susan urges that Peter cut and run (is she a
Democrat?).
Peter et al on an ice berg.
Edmund showing incredible bravery, getting in between the White Witch
and her intended victim (Mr. Fox).
Mr. Fox calling Edmund "Your Majesty", then explaining to the White
Witch that he wasn't addressing her!
The White Witch stoning a butterfly.
A tree forming its blossoms into a humanoid shape and waving to Lucy.
After being rescued from the White Witch, Edmund saying that he had seen
what the witch could do and helped her do it, and urging that the family
stay to fight for Narnia's freedom.
Edmund saying "Whoa Horsy", and the horse saying that his name is
Phillip.
White Witch about a captive Aslan: Let him first be shaved!".
Lucy and Susan having the trees relay the message about Aslan's death to
Peter and Edmund. Why didn't Peter ask the trees to ask Lucy and Susan
to return to camp?
Edmund telling Peter that both he and Aslan believe that Peter can lead
the army.
The great battle. The Griffins dropping rocks on the witch's army. A
centaur and a hippopotamus charging toward the White Witch. The witch
stoning opposing troops. Edmund breaking her stoning wand, instead of
obeying Peter's order to cut and run.
Aslan coming back from the dead.
A great tide of reinforcements (brought by Aslan from the witch's castle
after he unstoned them) sweeping over the White Witch's forces.
The Coronation of Lucy, Edmund, Susan, and Peter.
The lion Edmund had marked still s****ting the gl***** and mustache!
Will this start a new fad among the Talking Animals of Narnia, with
animals lined up around Cair Paravel waiting for Edmund to draw on them?
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